so i was reading my friends page on livejournal and i came across this in my friend steffanee's journal. it didnt happen TO her but she posted it nonetheless. i HAD to share. it made me spit out my drink because i reenacted it in my head.
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."
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please tell me i'm not the only one who found that hilarious?!?!
xo
please tell me i'm not the only one who found that hilarious?!?!
xo
ROFL, i love this. thanks for the laugh! :)
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ReplyDeleteJulia Swenson
Bahaha...
ReplyDeleteI hope that in four weeks that I will be served from a gay flight attendant who could give such a snarky remark to a rude individual just to ease my plane anxiety. I'm sure I will need it as a fly back home from North Carolina to Colorado with my two year old son! :]